Inside Job

The bad thing about moving in with a stranger who works in the same industry is that your early interactions can feel like an extended job interview. Home is where you're supposed to be able to let your guard down. I want a home and a job, but if forgetting to buy more dish detergent is going to jeopardize my career, I think I'd rather be homeless. What I'd pay to take a warp zone past this phase and get right to the point where my roommate adores me and we know we'll part ways as BFFs.